I Have Things

 

You might have been to one of my parties. See my horns? Kidding. I have no horns. I am a humble man. I have things. For example, I have one of these...

I also have one of these...

I have a fine example of this baby...

But I drive through your neighborhood in this...

You see, I’m kind of everywhere. We haven’t even talked about women yet. My best customers.

I have one (and many many more) of these...

But I also have this one...

And he doesn’t even know it.

He thinks he thinks. He thinks he thought up the Ka thing. He thinks he thought up the Man in White. There is no Man in White. There is only me. 

I have things. Do you? I am right next door to you. Try this on for size..